lacigreen:

invisiblelad:

A picture is worth a thousand words.

this pic captures perfectly the dumbassery that is “teaching abstinence”.  i don’t see any mofkn condoms!

highonyoungjustice:

“Fight Like a Girl”

legil-imens:

st3v00:

fidiot:

nigelpornberry:

llamascandance:

lorenzography:

unic0rn-p1ss:

jasmynchristine:

iwill-shelteryou:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 

Is it weird that this actually scared me?

LLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL X 10^125346456

I FUCKING CANT

I NEED AIR

i started laughing the second it started and i spit out my spaghetti LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD FHAOIDSFUGADNO 

WHAT

HAHAHAH OH MY GODD

hourvari:

Source

In the late 1880s, the body of a 16-year-old girl was pulled from the Seine. She was apparently a suicide, as her body showed no marks of violence, but her beauty and her enigmatic smile led a Paris pathologist to order a plaster death mask of her face.

In the romantic atmosphere of fin de siècle Europe the girl’s face became an ideal of feminine beauty. The protagonist of Rainer Maria Rilke’s 1910 novel The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge writes, “The mouleur, whose shop I pass every day, has hung two plaster masks beside his door. [One is] the face of the young drowned woman, which they took a cast of in the morgue, because it was beautiful, because it smiled, because it smiled so deceptively, as if it knew.”

Ironically, in 1958 the anonymous girl’s features were used to model the first-aid mannequin Rescue Annie, on which thousands of students have practiced CPR. Though the girl’s identity remains a mystery, her face, it’s said, has become “the most kissed face of all time.”

lacigreen:

hip-music-kid:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

beautiful.

There goes my childhood

nevillethebamf:

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you…

comicallyvintage:

Yes, Thor. Tell us about your “hammer”…